I'm honoured. Really.

I am a very lucky girl - I've got a chilled glass of Piper Heidsieck champers in my hot sweaty hand.  What did I do to deserve this? you may ask.  I'll tell ya what I did...

I hung around the *beautiful* boro of Croydon for hours, paid £1k and FINALLY received my Indefinite Leave to Remain visa which grants me the privilege - honour? burden? - of being able to live in the UK forevermore. 

Now if Gordon Brown could leave office, I might consider staying.